In just 30 minutes a day working from home, I can show you how to make
your dreams of being poor a reality!
How would you like to be financially dependent? Imagine how good it
would feel to not be your own boss!
Our system for eliminating wealth is guaranteed to work, or your money
back... but why would you want it back? Our program is simple, easy to
learn, and if you don't get poor quick, we'll buy it back from you.
People just like you are making their dreams of incredible poverty a
reality... why not see for yourself?
How It Works
Our ten-step program will show you time-tested methods of not building
wealth. Here's an overview:
1. Never save.
Because, you've never had enough income to live the way you want to,
anyways! So enjoy it while you can. If you want something, buy it
immediately. You'll feel a lot better once you do.
2. Keep up with the Joneses.
In order to be successful at not building wealth, maintaining your
image is a must. Invest in a luxury car, and expensive clothing. You
need the world to know that you're spending money! If someone you know
buys something new, that's a sign that you should too!
3. Business can wait.
Whenever possible, wait until the last minute to plan financially. Pay
your bills as late as possible. Banks and other institutions will be
glad to help - overdraft charges, late fees, and interest will get you
right on track to your goal of financial instability.
4. Learn to enjoy leisure time more.
Life is stressful. Instead of dealing with it, find creative ways to
distract yourself. Video games and TV are great for that! Spend at
least 2-3 hours daily watching TV or playing games.
5. Pick up addictive habits.
There are great, fun habits that can help you spend money without even
thinking about it. When you're spending at least $50 a week on liquor,
weed, or cigarettes, you'll know you're on the right track. Make sure
your friends do it too!
6. Don't educate yourself.
When you educate yourself, you may start thinking some of these
activities don't seem to make sense. Don't fall into that trap! Read
as little as possible, especially when it comes to news and politics.
7. Be cool at all times.
Remember, you have an image to keep. To be successful, look to BET and
MTV for role models. Then, imitate what you see. It's how to prove
you're keepin' it real!
8. Never take responsibility.
Whenever something in life goes wrong, remember that there is someone
else who's probably trying to make it that way. It's their fault. All
you're trying to do is survive. So don't worry about trying to change
your life. It probably wouldn't work anyways.
9. Don't keep your word.
This is the mark of a true low roller. You've got to learn how to fit
in. Always be late, at least 20 minutes late for everything. Never
promise anything, and if you do, make sure not to follow through. It's
great for keeping away people who want to take advantage of your lack
of success.
10. Dumb yourself down.
This is the absolute best way to live the poor lifestyle you've always
wanted. Whenever you speak, make it a point to "be hard". Speak as
clumsily and poorly as possible. Preferably while complaining about
how few opportunities you have. This will really win over friends in
your new broke lifestyle. Avoid anything that makes you appear
intelligent - they'll think you're trying to be better than them!
Imagine your new life... the freedom to do what someone else wants you
to do, the satisfaction of not being your own boss. It can all be
yours!
Order our 10 CD series, How To Be Poor, and receive a free bonus gift,
"The Wealth Eliminating Toolkit". The Toolkit connects you to a
network of cash wasters that can preserve your brokeness for
generations to come!
You could be living the life you've never dreamed of. What are you
waiting for... call now!
When I read this all I could think about was the Lupe song "dumb it down"
Its real out here people... Lets make a consciouses effort to create change
1 comment:
WOW!!! I love this song!! true shit here.... BREAK THE CYCLE HOMIE!!!
---Jennyffer
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